Clifford Hill

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This is what I've done...
Time... and I'm really, really sorry - my brief said that if I show some real remorse I'll get off lightly and not have to do hard labour, (he lied... I'm still here!). Otherwise, still spinning straw into gold, strumming the old abacus, nose hard-pressed against the proverbial coalface - disabused frequently (and grateful for it), generally mocked, ridiculed or complimented and adored dependant on need.  Winner of the 2002 least likely to be re-employed if we fired you award and 2003 most likely to be fired for testing the difference between humour and patience in a controlled experiment on the annual budget returns.  2004 to 2005 saw me infrequently... people just seemed happier that way.  2006, after repeated complaints from staff and colleagues I was removed to my own office from Training and Development and elevated to the lofty heights of Procurement and Compliance where I can be of little harm to myself or the company as a whole.

And this is what I'm all about...
...About 5' 7" on a good day (sunny weather and low gravity permitting) although normally 5' 6" during working hours.  I like collecting things, big expensive things and smaller less expensive things, and things that bare little relation to other things as well as other things that can be related albeit distantly.   My star sign left me for a Cancerian due to my scepticism and general lack respect.  I drive a car and I own a disquieting amount of musical instruments and have three degrees locked in my wine cellar which I stole from John Ruskin in Oxford, Peele at Royal London and Jim at the OU.  I also, in order to show that I am a true man of the people hold a licence for a dumper truck, a JCB and a TV.  I live in England but my jeans are foreign and I have a cat and a summons from the local Library for an overdue book on Voyeurism in Popular Culture.