Ed Pickett

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This is what I've done…
After leaving school I decided to travel.
I arrived in Mexico City in 1978 and due to a mistake with immigration forms at the British consulate (i was there to collect a new passport), I filled out forms which put my name forward for the Mexico City mayoral election that same year.

Incredibly, as a result of in-fighting with the local candidates I was voted in with a majority of 19 votes.  I'm proud to say I opened four new hospitals during my term in office.
In 1984 after my term was up I returned home to take up a position I'd been offered with the Chippendales (second bloke from the left).  This was fine for a few months until I developed a skin condition and lost all my hair, doctors said this was caused by over-use of baby oil.  As the oil was considered essential to our 'look', I was out.

Over the next few years I was a pro wrestler, a lumberjack and a cheese taster for kraft.
However I just couldn't seem to hold on to a job.  Eventually, homeless and penniless I turned to crime.  Bank jobs (the big ones like you see in movies) were my forte and there wasn't a major bank I didn't hit over the next six years.  Eventually I started to 'feel the heat' and when I heard the police were about to close in I vanished for a couple of years contacting absolutely nobody in that time.

This is me…
I now live quietly with little to do, working for Living Ventures Restaurants. I mostly live in luxury on the proceeds of my 'capers' with a team of nubile Thai servants attending to my EVERY whim. When I get bored of that I do a bit of project management.  I joined LV in 2006 and there were 31 units now with my support the estate has been reduced by more than half. I'd like to claim the glory for that but I am keen to paint a realistic picture of myself, so I wont.  Keeping control of that old triangle (time-cost-quality) is now at the centre of my universe. So if you see me looking square let me know, it's clearly time to move on.